"High command always has a plan-but it is usually a bad one." "Vodka, that is swill! I will take a good red wine any day." - Soviet squad. "Do you make a habit out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off people who have big guns?" - Maxim HMG squad if you click on them too much. "I did not wet myself! They hit my canteen!" - Soviet squad. "Stalin's little girls are here!" -German squad. "Have you read the boy who cried wolf?" - Panzergrenadiers, if you click on them too much. "You are a poor excuse for an officer." - Pak 40, if you click on them too much. "It's a flamethrower you idiot, it shoots flames!" -Engineer. "That maxim can't hit (bleep) can it?" - Panzergrenadiers. "If death has a voice, it sounds like a german machine gun!" -Soviet troops under fire from MG42. "I will slam your (bleeping) fingers in this hatch-repeatedly." - Panther, if you click on them too much. "Ja the whole platoon had the clap, even Reinhart, and we're pretty sure he's a virgin." "remember the horse? we ate it now push you bastards" One of my fav ones is said by the Zis gun crew. "Heavy panzer under infantry attack, Why am I shouting this" Heard it 1 time from PGs and 1 time from elephant against T70 This cute little panzer is shooting at us, adorable like a puppy.
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